If you're waiting for me to care, I hope you brought something to eat, 'cause it's gonna be a really long time. Youll laugh and the jerks will be very pissed.var cid='8512624245';var pid='ca-pub-6887397191213377';var slotId='div-gpt-ad-humoropedia_com-medrectangle-3-0';var ffid=2;var alS=2021%1000;var container=document.getElementById(slotId);container.style.width='100%';var ins=document.createElement('ins');ins.id=slotId+'-asloaded';ins.className='adsbygoogle ezasloaded';ins.dataset.adClient=pid;ins.dataset.adChannel=cid;if(ffid==2){ins.dataset.fullWidthResponsive='true';} I dont know what makes you so stupid, but it really works! And theyve been happily married ever since. Here are some of our favorite savage comebacks to use in an argument: Hopefully, you never find yourself in a situation where you need to use one of these comebacks, but if you do, at least youll be prepared. Ditch the outfit. My grandma was in line (theyve kind of met a few times in passing before) and she gets up to the register and my grandfather (attempting to hit on her) says Howd you get through life looking so ugly? And my grandma replies, I dont know but youve been doing it longer than I have. You hear that? Did someone leave your cage open? Disclaimer | Advertise With Us. Youre so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet. Why didnt you choose the dark alleyway? This one in particular is to be directed to a gay teacher. ), 17+ Good Comebacks for Being Called Stupid. Now, I understand why some animals eat their young. 2. 02 "They say that the universe is composed of protons, electrons, and neurons. if( navigator.sendBeacon ) { List of The 30 Best Comebacks to When Youre Called Mean. 1. 17. I wasnt born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel about you. Hey, I don't sugarcoat anything. Your email address will not be published. Get the very best of LovePanky straight to your inbox! You're the reason gene pools need lifeguards. Good Comebacks 1. it looks like your face cought on fire and sombody exsigwished it with a hamer. The next time the cat gets your tongue, heres a big list of good, witty, nasty, funny sarcastic and clever comebacks for every conversation, no matter where you are! Im choosing to ignore you. I bring happiness when I walk in, and you bring happiness when you leave. In the context of being mean, the person can also expect to get a meaningful response after calling you mean. Youre so fat a picture of you would fall off the wall! The following responses dont require wit, but do require a funny bone. You dont have to get upset or ultimately ruin your day because someone called you mean. Heres a tissue. Theres nothing quite like the satisfaction of firing off a savage comeback, especially when it leaves your adversary reeling. Looks arent everything; in your case, they arent anything. I look into your eyes and get the feeling someone else is driving. Ive never had many life goals. When they said grow a pair, they didnt mean for you to have kids. 03 "Everyone thinks that you are stupid. } else { I know you don't like me, and that implies you need better taste. You have your entire life to be a jerk. These comebacks are best for those situations where you dont just want to insult someoneyou want to own the room. Everyone has a purpose in this life, and yours is to become an organ donor. If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world. You seem to have a lot on your mind a lot of bullshit. So, the fact that you used this analogy to prove that you dont give a shit about someones opinion about you, then you do not. He or she has no idea why you were mean. Your face is fine, but you really should put a bag over that personality. At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesnt hit me in the face. Im 97% sure you dont like me, Im 100% sure I dont care, 24. By giving this response, you are showing how intellectual you are when it comes to understanding the expression of opinions that the person begins to doubt their judgment. There was some terrible traffic accident on the news today. It is a smart way to insult them, not you. Damn, now why didnt you think of it earlier?! Liked what you just read? I found a spot for you. I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse! You failed to educate me. But, the important thing is that you're . ins.style.display='block';ins.style.minWidth=container.attributes.ezaw.value+'px';ins.style.width='100%';ins.style.height=container.attributes.ezah.value+'px';container.appendChild(ins);(adsbygoogle=window.adsbygoogle||[]).push({});window.ezoSTPixelAdd(slotId,'stat_source_id',44);window.ezoSTPixelAdd(slotId,'adsensetype',1);var lo=new MutationObserver(window.ezaslEvent);lo.observe(document.getElementById(slotId+'-asloaded'),{attributes:true}); At the page end, you can vote for your favorite comeback. You might actually find one. You have your entire life to be a jerk. Youre so ugly, when you threw a boomerang it didnt come back. All you have to do is save this page, or commit to memory some of our favorite insults from the following list, and youll be all set. Do you want good comebacks? Youre so stupid you tried to wake a sleeping bag. The truth will set you free. Last weeks test was on shapes and colors, but it appears like you might have to revisit that after todays conversation. 3. Before we get to the comeback tips: a word of caution Tip 1. I am not anti-social. I see youve chosen this time to humiliate yourself in public. So use them with vengeance against any mean person. Comebacks are a necessary evil. Everyone will love eating the results, too! My Mom said never talk to strangers and well, since youre really strange. How do you get it to curl out of your nostrils like that? (25 Things! Louie Armstrong would have never released What a Wonderful World had he met you. I suggest you do a little soul searching. 63. 81. Youre the whole royal family. Keep talking, someday youll say something intelligent! I like you just the way you are: uninspiring, uninteresting, and dreadfully unfunny. There are so many paths in life. 28. God wanted to spice the earth with jokes, and he made your kind. 84. Youre so fat you need cheat codes to play Wii Fit. It is better to keep your mouth shut and let people think you're stupid than open it and remove all doubt. Youd need twice the brains to qualify as a half-wit. Hold up, are you yelling at me or shitting at me? var payload = 'v=1&tid=UA-72659260-1&cid=ed1ae1fe-f142-4b78-9937-522e005e546e&t=event&ec=clone&ea=hostname&el=domain&aip=1&ds=web&z=7392913834702310416'.replace( 'domain', location.hostname ); And if you are truly as mean as the person says you are, then the person has no place contending with you on any ground.if(typeof ez_ad_units!='undefined'){ez_ad_units.push([[320,100],'callforte_com-narrow-sky-1','ezslot_16',125,'0','0'])};__ez_fad_position('div-gpt-ad-callforte_com-narrow-sky-1-0'); There are many ways to express that you do not give a shit about peoples opinions about you mean or not mean. Youre so ugly, you had tinted windows on your incubator. 2. I just need a minute to process so much stupid information at once. Just check out the pic below. I dont know how to say this nicely, so I wont. your so orange, even umpalumpas would hire you for a job, Poof be gone, your breath is too strong. Im surprised you even know what that word means. Glad I could be of assistance. 70. Ever since I saw you in your family tree, Ive wanted to cut it down. I dont know whether to laugh at you or pity you. Is that your face? This is the perfect time for you to become a missing person. How did you get here? I only understand English.". The clothes you wear are so ugly even a scarecrow wouldnt wear them. The hardest pill to swallow is knowing nothing is as lethal as your personality. You do realize we're just tolerating you, right? "Are you gonna cry if I don't?" and "What are you? 59. Maybe some will say these comebacks are rude, but I think theyre perfect for the occasion. I like the way you comb your hair. I would smack you, but I'm against animal abuse. I don't even listen when you share them. Youd be glad you did and the jerk would be pissed, just like Homer Simpson in the pic below. You are asking because you are about to retaliate in a way that the person may not be expecting. It looks like your face caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a baseball bat. As comebacks for kids go, this is a great way to call someone a moron without actually saying it. Roses are red, monsters are green, look in the mirror, you'll see what I mean. Someday you'll go far. I would slap you, but that would be animal abuse. 66. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. Please, keep talking. And yes, you walk away after saying this. You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo bottles. I'm not a bakery. What could go wrong? 5. Do you like nature, despite what it did to you? I really enjoy the silence of your company. Leave a message and Ill get back to you. They can help you to stand up for yourself in the face of rudeness and put someone in their place. You have an old soul. Sorry I cant think of an insult stupid enough for you. Thats the message this comeback sends to those who call you mean. 5 years old?" can disarm people quickly. Feel free to use these good comebacks for jerks. 26. Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I don't want to be mean, but you need Listerine. I need you..I want youTo get out of my face. Aww, dont worry, you are wantedwanted for several accounts of perjury. So while the person is trying to make you see the bad side of your decision, bring out this angle. The fact that someone wakes up to your face in the morning should be alarming. 75. 88. 64. If someone continually makes comments about your weight, even after you've asked them to stop, it's completely appropriate to sever ties with that person. You should eat some of that makeup, so you can be pretty on the inside. People like you are the reason I work out. 98. Then please share this page now. The real heroes in this world are the ones who have to live with you. If my dog had your face, I would shave his butt and make him walk backwards. Pull out these PG jokes anytime you need a wholesome laugh. You conserve toilet paper by using both sides. 43. Rotting flesh is less offensive than you. Dont bother leaving a message. Im not here right now so cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and GET OVER IT!!! 3. Stay away from people who comment about your weight. How much do you charge to deliver an STD? Why dont you slip into something more comfortable, like a coma? Give me a minute; I'm trying to think of an insult simple enough for you to understand! READ THIS NEXT: 120 Hilarious Knock-Knock Jokes. Sorry, it must have washed off. Yo mama is so fat she walked past the TV and I missed three episodes. 10. you must have been born in the ugly forest! Your mother left here at 9 this morning Leave me alone! It would be a great day if you accidentally used a glue stick instead of Chapstick. 58. The next time someone calls you mean, there are some snappy words that you can say to the person. I don't want to miss anything you have to say." or "I'm sorry, I don't know what you're talking about. Light travels faster than sound. Please, keep talking. I hated you the moment I met you, and I still hate you. It was the only way to get your parents to take you home. I date them and befriend them. But who are they to judge you? Talk is cheapbut then again, so are you. I'll stop talking when you start listening. Whether you seek to take control of your personal growth or improve your wellness journey, Mental Style Project empowers you with the insights and support needed to upgrade your life. Awww, are you having a bad day? You just have bad luck when it comes to thinking. If you think these clean roasts are amusing, youll also like this 49 Most Savage Roasts And Jokes List. I know youre nobodys fool, but maybe youll be adopted someday. Being a d*ck wont make yours any bigger. God made mountains, god made trees, god made you but we all make mistakes. Was anyone else hurt in the accident? 19. You are like a software update. Oh my God, look at you. A balloon full of piss makes a bigger splash than your entire meaningless existence will on this planet. I fart in your general direction. It's the parents' job to raise their children right. Allow me to be the first one. And, let's be honest here, most bullies aren't the smartest people. You have more faces than Mount Rushmore. 47. I must have been imagining things. I guess those penis enlargement pills are effective. 1 Now, someone is calling you mean. Id like to help you out. 3. The best part about a good witty comeback is that you don't have to be mean or aggressive to get a one-up on a bully. 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