Almost everybody that meets you wants to kill you. DONKEY: What?! This is the transcript for Shrek 2 . They are making purring sounds. Do you want me to pack for you? Gingy eventually reaches Shrek and uses the key to free Shrek, Donkey, and Puss. Aren't you two a sight for sore eyes! MASTER BEDROOM. Harold tries to hide his identity with his cloak and walks over to the bar. Elsewhere in the palace, Fiona stops at the top of some stairs. The show freezes frame on Shrek's face as a knight sprays him with a pepper shaker again. Doris walks up to Charming and tries to kiss him. The film is released by DreamWorks Animation and is distributed by Paramount Pictures. SHREK: Tell Princess Fiona her husband, Sir Shrek, is here to see her. Shrek, unsure of how to eat the food on his plate properly, plops it in his mouth, and grins with the food still stuck in his teeth. Shrek gets caught a trap and villagers surround Fiona, who fends them off. In one of my nine lives I was the great cat burglar of Santiago de Compostela! The furniture starts to animate and move around. An audience gathered out on the ballroom floor cheers as Charming waves. She picks it up to a page of a drawing of Fiona and a prince kissing. SHREK: Sorry to barge in like this but uh--. She raises her wand to zap Shrek, but Wolf begins blowing her away with his breath. Shrek, still carrying Donkey and Puss, dodges the arrows and jumps onto a conveyer belt. While theyre not looking we could make a run for it. SHREK: What choice do I have? HAROLD: Well, what did you expect?! Thats mine. Harold and Lillian are sat by a fireplace when Fiona walks in. This is the transcript of Sora's Adventures of Shrek 2 . He knocks on the door and an eye peeks out. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. Harold's ceremonial armor chestplate deflects the magical trail back to hit Godmother. You are going to have one satisfied Princess. They arrive back at the balcony of the master bedroom and Harold is pushed out. One is a figure of a knight, who is about to slay a fallen ogre. And theres some question as to why that is? Oh, sweetheart. SHREK: Oh, great. Im melting! Sweetheart. JEROME: (whispers) Of course. JEROME: Pardon. EXT. Come on, join us. HAROLD: Good! It shatters as the bottle is pulled out, sending Puss flying. I just wish I could be the man you deserve. HAROLD: What am I supposed to do about it? A group of uniformed men stand outside, playing a fanfare with their trumpets and drums. Shrek, this is a bad idea. Id like to know how it could get any worse! The fireball hit him square in the gumdrop. Guards rush around the top of the walls as the Captain of the Guards shouts orders. HAROLD: Shall we say 7:30 by the old oak? Jerome, who is now a dove, flies over carrying a clipboard. DONKEY: Oh! Oh, get it off! Harold pulls the lobster towards himself, Shrek does the same with the turkey. Head em up! I need to go, anyway. SHREK: But Fiona and I are married now. Fiona: Donkey! Its a bad idea. DONKEY: And lets face it. How bad can it be? Mongo tries to drink from the giant cup, but drops it after nothing comes out of it. Shrek and Godmother chase after the wand. Yee-haw! Milk em hard! 0 references. That is, assuming you dont eat your own young! Can I get a "whoop-whoop"? GODMOTHER: Banish your blemishes, tooth decay / Cellulite thighs will fade away! Puss throws off his cape, sticks his sword into the ground, and leaps towards Shrek. I will always be here to make sure nobody bothers you! To his sides sits Lillian and Fiona, and across from him sits Harold. Puss jumps off and Shrek and Donkey halt. The coaches are lined up as the cream of the crop pours out of them like Miss Muffets curds and whey! He grabs the pail of water and looks at his reflection. DONKEY: Hey man, you wanna get your fine Corinthian footwear and your cat cheeks out of my face? Withjusta. Im blind! Thats what I like to hear. Fine! Shrek runs up to Fiona. DONKEY: Boom! I need to do Charmings hair before the ball. A woman in the distance floats inside of a bubble and begins to sing. Godmother smiles. She chases after him. The nobleman's son peeks out from inside the carriage. FIONA: Dear Diary. GODMOTHER: Harold! GODMOTHER: If you really love heryoull let her go. I climbed to the highest room of the tallest tower-. PUSS: (frightened) Oh, no! Presenting Princess Fiona and her new husband, Prince Shrek! PUSS: "Oh, dont take the potion, Mr. Boss, its very bad." Behind them, Harold enters inside wearing his cloak. Later as they pass through the forest, their dwarf driver is now covering his ears as he holds the reigns. Joan Rivers talks to the camera with loudspeaker in hand. The king and queen start walking forward and talk amongst themselves. A bubble is conjured, and Fairy Godmother appears in it. - FAR FAR AWAY PALACE. And I can take it away just as easily. Hey, thats my girl! SHREK: What? FIONA: Well, they might be a bit surprised. FURNITURE: You want to dance, pretty boy? Hes hopeless. . Shrek 2. Im just so darn bored! DONKEY: Lighten up? We are not going! DONKEY: Yup that's me. A sign reads "200 miles to Away". Fiona drags the mermaid by the tail, and throws her into the sea into a group of sharks. DONKEY: I thought you was going to let her go. Rawhide! PUSS: We will cheer you up! Nobody said I have the right to remain silent! Lillian walks off, and Harold follows after lingering for a few moments. The battle axe is tossed into Harold's hands. Shrek/Home media | Fanon Kingdom Wiki | Fandom in: Home media, Shrek, DreamWorks Animation Shrek/Home media View source General Trivia Gallery Soundtrack Quotes Transcript Trailer transcripts Credits Home media Home video releases of Shrek . Godmother tries to zap them as the guards start running after them. King : I'm sorry, Lillian - I just wish I could be the man that you deserve. Right, Harold? SHREK: We represent the workers in all magical industries, both evil and benign. ANNOUNCER: Announcing the long-awaited return of the beautiful Princess Fiona and her new husband! Harold walks with Fiona in arm and gives her off to Prince Charming. They stop laughing after neither Harold nor Lillian join in. Get us out of here! GODMOTHER: [singing] Your fallen tears have called to me / So, here comes my sweet remedy / I know what every princess needs / For her to live life happily. AFTER!!!!!!!!! PUSS: But its impossible! The room is completely dark, except for the moonlight shining through a window. Hes down on Drury Lane. Shrek leans in to kiss Fiona, but she gently stops him with her hand. FIONA: Um, actually--Donkey? Shrek, Fiona, and Donkey get in the carriage and set out for Far Far Away. SHREK: Aw, come on, Donkey. JOAN: Oh. Shrek goes to open the door but hears Fiona crying. FURNITURE: The kind of girl a prince would date! HAROLD: Yes, he is a bitdifferent, but people change for the ones they love. Shrek, Donkey, and Puss are walking through a clearing. Meanwhile, Gingy is standing on Mongo's face as he sinks into the water. DONKEY: Hey! And throughout the land, everyone was happy. She continues to pull out books and toss them. Fairy Godmother hovers her way across the red carpet. HAROLD: Mmm! Shrek nervously chuckles as they pass by a few men carrying pitchforks. Yeah, Imma keep watch. I dont want to lose our daughter again, Harold. Fiona looks back and gives Harold a confused look before Charming nudges her closer. To both of you. The crowd gasps. 181295884. Captain Hook plays the piano and sings. He enters the princess's room and makes his way to her bed where a figure lays down, obscured by the bed's curtains. The mucus is sparkling blue. She is knocked back, but appears to be unscathed. Huh? The song ends and the end credits roll. And Im going to set things right. Its going to be champagne wishes and caviar dreams from now on! Perhaps its best if we just call the whole thing off, okay? Narrator: After a long day of saving fried chicken, stopping an inner-city riot. no2004055143. Harold looks down with a guilty look on his face. / With a flick of the wrist and just a flash / Youll land a prince with a ton of cash, GODMOTHER: A high-priced dress made by mice no less / Some crystal glass pumps / And no more stress. DONKEY: Shrek, Fiona knows youd do anything for her. The pig lands on the table with a thud. Donkey throws it to Gingy as the Fairy Godmother still tries to grab it. Well never get in. What do you think, Harold? But it was his destiny to climb to the highest room of the tallest tower to pull back the gossamer curtains to find her [ the prince gasps, seeing the Big Bad Wolf in Fiona's place ] Wolf: What? Five more of the dronkeys come flying in and jump all over Donkey. LILLIAN: Well, I suppose that would be a fine place to raise the children Harold starts choking on his drink and Shrek accidentally swallows his spoon. GODMOTHER: Ladies and gentlemen. And dont worry, they're gonna love you too. Two guards stand by the stairs. The playback stops. It is Doris, otherwise known as the Ugly Stepsister. Make em tea! Shrek glances back at Donkey. Fiona grabs the rose and puts it in her mouth, stopping him. Hes completely lost his mind! / Have a bichon fris! GINGY: Whizzes on you guys! GINGY: Well, sure! Hes a little slow this morning. PUSS: Oh, uh sorry. MIRROR: For a happy ever after, give Fiona a call! Puss uses his claw to cut a hole in the glass. HAROLD: (clears his throat) Um, excuse me? I dont know. - FAR FAR AWAY PALACE. PAGE: Enough, Reggie. CHARMING: Once upon a time in a kingdom far far away, the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl. Thick, wavy locks? Harold walks off again, going up to servants and trying to appear busy. They run happily thru a meadow where an angry mob emerges chasing after them. The chase ends in the streets of Far Far Away. Just get this place cleaned up! Neither Harold nor Lillian appear to be approving. FIONA: Mom, dad. Its whats best. Puss, do you think you could get to those on top? PUSS: Hey! Why is it always midnight? GODMOTHER: Its time you stop living in a fairy tale, Shrek. Im sorry. Shrek runs into Fiona's room and sees a cloaked figure hovering by the window. He enters the Potion Room he saw earlier. And he gave you a hard time! SHREK: Yeah, right. A hooded man on horseback arrives at The Poison Apple, a ramshackle tavern. GODMOTHER: I dont care whose fault it is. To be this way forever? GODMOTHER: Theyll write your name on the bathroom wall. The clerk hands her their order in a bad, and then a large battle-axe. CHARMING: Mmm, cherry flavored. Hes gorgeous! Well This isnt a good time, pumpkin. View source History Talk (0) Shrek 2 is a transcript. DONKEY: Oh, sweet sister, mother of mercy. The four stand facing each other. HAROLD: Actually, Fairy Godmother, off to bed. An American Tail/Transcript An American Tail: Fievel Goes West/Transcript An American Tail: The Mystery of the Night Monster/Transcript An American Tail: The Treasure of Manhattan Island/Transcript An Extremely Goofy Movie/Transcript Anastasia (1997)/Transcript Angels in the Outfield (1994)/Transcript Category:Animated Transcripts In April 2004 the film was selected for competition at the 2004 Cannes Film Festival. She sobs and Shrek takes her in his arms. Ill be your true love! JILL: "Shrek"? Then pops again. GODMOTHER: You see, ogres dont live happily ever after. Isnt it all wonderful! The crowd gasps. Scorching desert! Shrek and Donkey, on another whirlwind adventure! DONKEY: Mongo! Right. SHREK: We passed that bush three times already! Thats the best friends job. SHREK: Gingy! They head up the avenue and towards the palace further up the road. CHARMING: Ah--do you think so? DONKEY: What do you mean, "not on the list"? Shrek points towards the Far Far Away Palace. The three look out the window to see Shrek, Donkey, and Puss standing at the window. Godmother continutes to sing. SHREK: Look! They are interrupted by a worker who comes through the door. He enters the Dragon's Keep. SHREK: I guess it means itll affect Fiona, too. Le film remporte un . All right! GINGY: Dont worry! His life is interrupted after the dwarfish Lord Farquaad of Duloc exiles a vast number of fairy-tale creatures, who inadvertently end up in the swamp. Shrek groans as he hears sounds of glass breaking and music playing. She pulls out a book titled "Cinderella". Footage plays of Shrek, Donkey, and Puss being chased by several patrols of knights. SHREK: Quit messing around! DONKEY: Oh come on, Shrek, dont feel bad. / Nip and tuck, here and there / To land that prince with the perfect hair--. A worker pushing a cart walks by the janitor's closet. The furniture move back to their original positions. Fiona headbutts Charming and he drops to the floor. Harold and Shrek tug over the pig in the middle of the table, accidentally sending it flying upwards. Donkey walks back the door to stand on guard. Fiona leans against the window and looks out. Fiona runs outside and down the stairs, not recognizing Donkey in his new form. Hey, mice, pass me a buffalo wing. How bout a bowl for the steed? Shes finally found the prince of her dreams. The guards stop and lift the visors from the helmets. SHREK: Because were gonna need flour. Be sure and use small words, dear. Shrek 2/Transcript | The JH Movie Collection's Official Wiki | Fandom in: Transcripts Shrek 2/Transcript < Shrek 2 View source Once upon a time in a kingdom far, far away, the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl. Look at the pony! Harold and Lillian tend to Fiona, who they have tucked into bed. Out of the closet comes a sparkling gold dress that floats its way onto Fiona. Want a taste? SHREK: No, you great stupid pastry! Shrek drops to his knees. Shrek 2/Transcript < Shrek 2 Edit Transcript Prince Charming: Once upon a time in a kingdom far far away, the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl. Except for one potion. Puss and Donkey, yall. Shrek and Donkey are walking through a thick forest. My mother, she is sick. He helped rescue me from the dragon. They walk out into a clearing. DORIS: Hey, buddy, let me clue you in. Prince Charming comes bursting through the doors behind her. They stop at the foot of the stairs leading up to the palace doors. Shrek is shouting from across the other side of the palace in Fiona's room. He lies down beside them. 0000-0001-5F36-0000-P-0000-0000-. Shrek 2/Transcript < Shrek 2. He continues to speak aloud. The man is Harold in disguise. Head em up! FIONA: No, no, no, Dad! CHARMING: (calmly) Oh, about five minutes ago, actually (angrily) after I endured blistering winds! Pretty pony wants to play at the castle! To the castle! Charming takes off his helmet, revealing himself to be the narrator's voice. I know you never get a second chance at a first impression, but, well, what do you think? Fairy Godmother's pink carriage descends. WORKER: Your Monte Cristo and coffee--oh! Police brutality!!! I thought that question was directed at me. Im looking for the Ugly Stepsister. Shrek passes out and falls down. Shes a princess, and youre an ogre. 1 reference. She hears a voice come from a room to her right. A frog comes crawling out from inside the chestplate. So why don't you just drop that jug o voodoo and lets get out of here. The two giggle and Shrek takes her in his arms. An announcer pulls out a scroll and reads it aloud. The same happens to Donkey. Posed similarly, Puss runs over to Shrek and Donkey's unconscious bodies. Harold and Lillian are with servants outside in a courtyard, looking at different samples of carpet. People fill the sidewalks and carriages fill the road. Ingredients are tested and mixed. DORIS: Are you kidding? Puss screams. SHREK: I was, but I cant let them do this to Fiona! HAROLD: Charming! Mongo starts to pull down the drawbridge. SHREK Donkey, what are you doing here? Unlike its predecessor, the score for Shrek 2 was only composed by Harry Gregson-Williams. Explore. Watching on from the side, Harold is facepalming and Lillian looks at him. Puss and Donkey start singing "Livin' La Vida Loca" by Ricky Martin. BLIND MOUSE: Pardon me, would you mind letting me go? SHREK: Look, ladies, I already have a true love. She looks affectionately at a doll of a princess, then moves on. Fireworks go off in the evening sky. The wolf, busy reading a magazine, is annoyed by the interruption. SHREK: Oh!.. DONKEY: But this is taking forever, Shrek. Charming uses his bow to shoot a roped arrow to a wooden post on the other side and uses it as a zipline. Ill watch that wicked witch come and whammy zammy a world of hurt all up your backside. This is the transcript for Shrek 2 . SHREK: You know, shockingly, this isnt making me feel any better. Puss comes ripping out the front of Shrek's shirt, and then digs his claws into his leg again. Donkey grabs the bottle with his mouth and jugs some of it down. Fiona! HAROLD: Oh, no! I was actually hoping you might join me for a morning hunt. After a pause he sighs heavily. Look! [Shrek and Fiona bow their heads in assent] Queen : Harold. Hold the phone. But inside youre the still same old, mean, salty. INT. PUSS: Finally! The carriage pulls and stops in front of the red carpet leading to the palace. Find Princess Fiona! CEDRIC: That would be the dogs breakfast, Your Majesty. GODMOTHER: Nip and tuck, here and there / To land that prince with the perfect hair / Lipstick liners, shadows blush / To get that prince with the sexy tush / Lucky day, hunk buffet / You and your prince take a roll in the hay / You can spoon on the moon / With the prince to the tune. Fiona looks at Harold and Shrek, and then runs out of the room. A dragon roars. "Lived happily ever after." Im going! After a moment of silence, the two burst out laughing. I hope youre happy. Harold walks up to Cedric, a servant, who is carrying a bowl. She drops the wand and another pig grabs it and runs. SHREK: Yeah?..Oh! SHREK: Ah thats okay. A wave crashes over Shrek and Fiona as they makeout in the sand and the Little Mermaid takes Fiona's place. I look any different? GODMOTHER: My diet is ruined! HAROLD: Darling? Id like to dedicate this song toPrincess Fiona and Prince Shrek. Donkeys dont purr. GODMOTHER: Oh I beg to differ. Sleeping Beauty is having a slumber party tomorrow, but Dad says I cant go. Donkey screams in pain. Three women are sitting beside him, and one of them is holding Puss in her arms. DONKEY: Say no more, say no more. Contents 1 US releases 1.1 VHS 1.2 DVD 1.3 Blu-ray 2 International releases 2.1 UK 2.1.1 VHS 2.2 DVD US releases DONKEY: Yeah, and theres the bush shaped like Shirley Bassey! Thats not about to change. Who set out on a quest to find a rare princess. DONKEY: Oh its kind of a long story but, see, Shrek and I took some magic potion. They see flashing lights accompanied by booming sounds coming from a doorway to their right. Godmother and Kyle begin to dance and the music gets faster and more frantic. SHREK: Shrek--Im her husband, Shrek! Head em up! Alright! LILLIAN: You wouldnt have had anything to do with thiswould you, Harold? You love Fiona. In the city, palm trees not too far off fall down one after the other. A stream of light cuts through the darkness illuminating a beautiful but worn book. I never should have rescued her from that tower in the first place. DONKEY: I say we take the sword and neuter him right here. It follows ogres Shrek and Fiona (Cameron Diaz), now a happily married couple, enjoying their honeymoon.Everything is just fine. One of the talking pieces of furniture from before moves in his way. Atlantis: The Lost Empire/Script (first draft) Atlantis: The Lost Empire/Transcript. 2.4 King Harold vs. Shrek and Donald 2.5 Shrek and Donald's Lament Shrek 2 (Trailer) Prince Charming: Once upon a time, there was a handsome prince. Right! Later, they reach a sign that reads "700 miles to Far Away". SHREK: Thank you, gentlemen! A bridge from the main land connects to an island. CHARMING: in all the land. . He quickly shuts it and looks over to make sure Fiona is still sleeping. Harold stands unsure, still clutching the axe, staring out at the moon. Well, heres to us, Fiona. Fairy Godmother pulls out a red vial and hands it to Harold. The page gives a huff, and walks off with the rest of the men. Very good, then. Especially us talking ones. 0 references. Harold tries to start walking back but Lillian urges him forward. The king offered me much in gold and I have a litter of brothers. My one chance to fix things up with Fionas dad, and I end up lost in the woods with you! Follow the pretty pony! B. Bartok the Magnificent (1999)/Transcript. Lets just back away slowly. After a brief silence, Fiona goes up to hug Lillian and Harold. Fiona looks hesitantly at Charming and then back at Godmother. German Wikipedia. Donkey sits on the stage quietly singing. Youd be surprised how much I changed for your mother. Up one floor from Fiona's room, Harold stands at a balcony. GODMOTHER: Mummy can handle this.. (continuing her son's rant) He endures blistering winds and scorching desert! SHREK: Or maybe Fiona and I were never meant to be. FIONA: Shrek! GODMOTHER: What in Grimms name are you doing here? Theyre not like that. (sighs) Maybe Fiona wouldve been better off if I were some sort of Prince Charming. FIONA: But its the old one I fell in love with, Dad. Taut, round buttocks?! He reluctantly pours the contents of the Love Potion into one of the cups. Hey, hey, hey! Man, that stinks! HAROLD: Im sorry, Lillian. From behind him, Godmother's carriage floats up to the balcony and Godmother opens the door. SHREK: Thats OK, buddy. I can whinny! Id give anything to have him back. Im sorry. The mouse lands with a thud. "Im an ogre!" Hey, but what do you want me to tell these other guys? For five minutes. Donkey sprints off, leaving Puss muttering angrily in Spanish. He walks out to the balcony and shuts the doors behind him. Shrek, Fionawill you accept an old frogs apologies and my blessing? FIONA: Will you Stop it? I just I just wish I could make her happy. DONKEY: Hey, you were the one who said you didn't want to stop and get directions. MORNING. 11. They are watching footage of the event as it cuts to a commercial break. That's a good question. GODMOTHER: Shu-shu-shu--shush, shush. Shrek opens the front door and beckons Donkey to head out. She notices Fiona, and both gasp. So thats it, you wont come? I dont get it, Shrek. Ooh! FIONA: And we'll all live happily ever after! sorting the mail and watering the plants? HAROLD: I dont know what came over me. LILLIAN: Well, lets not just sit here with our tummies rumbling. Very sorry to have wasted your time, Miss Godmother. SHREK: It says, "Beauty Divine." A chair swoops up Fiona and carries her over to a mirror. His clothes are much too big for him now. He walks through the factory floor pushing the cart. [clears throat] "Dearest Princess Fiona. Fiona leans over to see Puss sitting on Donkey's back. A light shines down on a same storybook from the first movie. [mimics Shrek roaring]. HAROLD: Lets not be rash, darling. Anastasia (1997)/Transcript. Por favor! Head em up! DONKEY: Whoa, whoa, whoa now. A chicken wing flies up and lands inside the rancid fish bowl. Fan Feed More Moviepedia Wiki. GODMOTHER: Ogres dont live happily. And throughout the land, everyone was happy. GODMOTHER: Jerome, coffee and a Monte Cristo. HAROLD: I was hoping youd let me apologize for my despicable behavior earlier. Godmother comes flying after them. GODMOTHER: Have Fiona drink this and shell fall in love with the first man she kisses, which will be Charming. SHREK: I know! On the island is a massive, stone prison with a giant tower. We see various scenes from Shrek and Fiona's honeymoon. I dont think so. SHREK: I mean, dont you think they might be a bit shocked to see you like this? DONKEY: Shrek, dont worry. In the morning Little Red Riding Hood knocks on the door, fleeing in terror after Shrek and Fiona answer the door. Charming pulls his sword out from its sheath and starts swinging it around. And well, nowwere sexy! They begin to sing along. A small puppy lands in Fiona's hands. LILLIAN: I havent. Shrek is an American media franchise made by DreamWorks Animation, loosely based on William Steig's 1990 picture book Shrek!.The series primarily focuses on Shrek, a bad-tempered but good-hearted ogre, who begrudgingly accepts a quest to rescue a princess, resulting in him finding friends and going on many subsequent adventures in a fairy tale world. (hisses). FIONA'S CHILDHOOD ROOM. Happy, happy, happy! SHREK: Midnight?! DONKEY: Uhhh--I gotta go to the bathroom. The Captain of the dronkeys come flying in and jump all over donkey you. 'Re gon na love you too, okay reluctantly pours the contents of men. 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